【櫻井翔】 嵐・櫻井翔のキャスターぶりに「頼もしい」、安倍晋三首相にも臆せず質問[10/27]
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Welcome to MURPHY'S HOTEL!! HERE IT COMES!━━━━(゚∀゚)v━━━━!!!
~Features of MURPHY'S HOTEL~
1. The TV remote control in the room suddenly disappears.
2. The water pressure becomes weak only when you use the shower.
3. There are many parents who make their children cry and cry on purpose.
4. There are many owners who make their dogs cry and cry on purpose.
5. The boasting of the sound of motorcycles often appears to hear the sound.
6.There may be foreign matter like a piece of plastic in sushi at a sushi bar.
7. You're the only one in the room, but there's a roll of toilet paper on the toilet seat.
8. Fake Usain Bolt, who overtakes you with a dash all of a sudden, comes out.
9. The road construction starts when you check in, and it ends when you check out.
10. When you boot up your laptop, hackers from all over the country visit you.
11. When you check in, the train passing by turns into Miles Davis.
12. When you check in, there will be many emergency cases around the hotel and many ambulances will be sent out.
13. If you buy low-fat bacon at the convenience store of the hotel, you will get fatty bacon somehow.
14. If you charge the spare batteries of your digital camera and go out, the uncharged batteries appear.
15. Please note that the gas burner that you bought online is a very dangerous product that keeps spraying from the time of installation.
16. Only the TV in your room has poor reception. It's no use replacing expensive TVs.
17. The stairs near your room are filled with vomit by cult members, so let's use the elevator.
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But don't worry. So here is MURPHY!! Thank you!!━━━━(゚∀゚)v━━━━!! ^^^^^^^^^^ 脳 や 心 臓 の 疾 患 が 多 く を 占 め でもジャニー喜多川の件では逃げたよね?
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被害を受けてるヤツのことは
見て見ぬふりだったんでしょ? 身内の問題には見て見ぬふりをする櫻井翔のキャスターぶりは「頼もしい」よね
都合の悪い話題からは臆せず隠れる
普通の人には恥ずかしくてマネができない 頼もしいよな
元日本兵のじーさんに人殺したのとか聞いたり
けつのあな確定か聞かれたらダンマリとかな
男らしいわ 他人を傷つけるような発言を正義ぶってやった人に
傷つく人がいると叫ばれても説得力がないよね 卑怯者確定自称ニュースキャスターはともかくこりゃAFLACのCM契約更新は無いな まだキャスターやってるw
不思議なキレキャラ小太り憶測爺さん