Several days ago, I chanced upon an incredible occurrence on Keiyō Road, the highway in Chiba. I was, as usual, driving on my way to office, and then found a Japanese tank chasing my car. The tank seemed to be Type 97, a medium tank used by Japanese Army of World War II. The speed at which the tank ran was so rapid that it came on a few yards behind me when I looked at it in the mirror again. Its continual klaxon was beeped presently, which was apparently done in order to threaten me. I was already upset at this time, but I had to encounter even more perplexing situation at the next moment.
Hardly had the tank passed my car on left side before it suddenly stopped in front of my car to block my car. Soon a Japanese man got out of the tank, and strangely enough, he was wearing an old Japanese Army uniform, which was, judging from its design, the type used from 1912 to 1938. Moreover, he had a army sabre in his hand! He had no sooner walked and stood next to my car than he began to strike my car with his sabre, shouting offending words like "Yankee, go home", "bakayarō" and "you dirty alien, western devil" — he seemed to insist that foreigners be driven from Japan. I was astounded at all, and even now I shudder to imagine what would have become of me if I had opened the window then. However, it was when, after I picked up a phone and pretended to be calling the police, I saw him returning to his tank that I saw the most terrific thing. It's the thing which he had on his back, and it's a Type 38 rifle! 0003名無しさん@1周年2019/08/21(水) 11:17:26.82ID:TpX3g0LW0 マスコミがいいことするのって新鮮だな 0004名無しさん@1周年2019/08/21(水) 11:17:34.71ID:IIcYQOnI0 マスコミ様っすなぁ 0005名無しさん@1周年2019/08/21(水) 11:17:54.02ID:6WabpPo40 俺たちの飯の種をよこせ 0006名無しさん@1周年2019/08/21(水) 11:18:01.38ID:1mqFycQ60 令和がGoogle変換でやっと変換できるようになってるぜワッショイ! 0007名無しさん@1周年2019/08/21(水) 11:18:10.23ID:+w5Qf+P10 被害者の遺族にインタビューしたいだけじゃね 0008名無しさん@1周年2019/08/21(水) 11:18:55.57ID:me5lvC2o0 加害者の名前は公表しないくせに、よく言う 0009名無しさん@1周年2019/08/21(水) 11:19:00.93ID:hLjqq/l/0>>1 遺族は実名報道してほしくないんだよ