Several days ago, I chanced upon an incredible occurrence on Keiyō Road, the highway in Chiba. I was, as usual, driving on my way to office, and then found a Japanese tank chasing my car. The tank seemed to be Type 97, a medium tank used by Japanese Army of World War II. The speed at which the tank ran was so rapid that it came on a few yards behind me when I looked at it in the mirror again. Its continual klaxon was beeped presently, which was apparently done in order to threaten me. I was already upset at this time, but I had to encounter even more perplexing situation at the next moment.
Hardly had the tank passed my car on left side before it suddenly stopped in front of my car to block my car. Soon a Japanese man got out of the tank, and strangely enough, he was wearing an old Japanese Army uniform, which was, judging from its design, the type used from 1912 to 1938. Moreover, he had a army sabre in his hand! He had no sooner walked and stood next to my car than he began to strike my car with his sabre, shouting offending words like "Yankee, go home", "bakayarō" and "you dirty alien, western devil" — he seemed to insist that foreigners be driven from Japan. I was astounded at all, and even now I shudder to imagine what would have become of me if I had opened the window then. However, it was when, after I picked up a phone and pretended to be calling the police, I saw him returning to his tank that I saw the most terrific thing. It's the thing which he had on his back, and it's a Type 38 rifle! 0008名無しさん@1周年2019/08/22(木) 16:10:52.03ID:7HEawlPU0 また氷河期世代 0009名無しさん@1周年2019/08/22(木) 16:11:11.94ID:7HEawlPU0 いまの中年頭おかしいヤツ多すぎ 0010名無しさん@1周年2019/08/22(木) 16:11:35.31ID:HRzhYG1B0 氷河期世代の犯罪が続くな 見捨てたツケは大きい 0011名無しさん@1周年2019/08/22(木) 16:11:56.71ID:BQPmXQcV0 俺は3通ぐらいで警察からお呼ばれしたぞ 内容があまりにも強烈だったからな 多分相手の小娘は一生トラウマを抱えて生きるだろう 0012名無しさん@1周年2019/08/22(木) 16:11:58.76ID:fY7/5Q2q0 ヅラっぽい頭 0013名無しさん@1周年2019/08/22(木) 16:12:14.75ID:VC+/p5eh0 またどうせ無職なんでしょ 0014名無しさん@1周年2019/08/22(木) 16:12:50.20ID:nq46y5eD0 ネトウヨ並みのねちっこさだな 0015名無しさん@1周年2019/08/22(木) 16:13:00.00ID:X901VnyY0 背が低くて カツラ そして45前 厳しいなあ、無理だなあ、きついなあ 0016名無しさん@1周年2019/08/22(木) 16:13:08.25ID:M2D9gztN0 43歳暴走し過ぎ 0017名無しさん@1周年2019/08/22(木) 16:13:16.49ID:Q5zpMxZP0 吉良上野介みたいにバッサリとが好みだな 0018名無しさん@1周年2019/08/22(木) 16:13:18.27ID:6BY4DK1y0 43歳か 0019名無しさん@1周年2019/08/22(木) 16:13:28.65ID:Llxg9s430 めちゃくちゃ寝起きの時に来られたな 0020名無しさん@1周年2019/08/22(木) 16:13:32.56ID:KulGStkM0 文夫と同じ年w 0021名無しさん@1周年2019/08/22(木) 16:14:11.19ID:KulGStkM0 氷河期が騒ぎ立ててるぞ。 氷河期に一時金を 0022名無しさん@1周年2019/08/22(木) 16:14:29.56ID:vB5AE9+b0 義理の兄に? 0023名無しさん@1周年2019/08/22(木) 16:14:35.86ID:AwE3J63f0 びっくりするくらい時間をかけ・・・・・てなさそうな髪型 0024名無しさん@1周年2019/08/22(木) 16:14:44.74ID:YtRygirr0>>11 クソオスさ、、その後その子娘ちゃんとはどうなの? 0025名無しさん@1周年2019/08/22(木) 16:14:53.71ID:2x8YnnO50>>1 びっくりするくらい時間を掛けてクンニする