Three years ago, when in 8th grade, I did a homestay in Japan from Fargo, and so I enjoyed Japanese summer vacation together with Akira, a son of the family with which I stayed. I could get all the closer to him because he's as old as I. One day, on our way home from swimming beach, Akira suddenly told me an incredible story. According to him, a considerable part of sewage of Tokyo is drained out to the sea unpurified. Having watched a high-tech sewage treatment method in Japan introduced on a TV show to enhance Japanese self-respect the day before, I didn't feel like believing it and thought him to be kidding me.
He continued to say, "Tokyo is one of the densest cities in the world, and so no sewage facility can perfectly treat feces of 10 million Tokyoites, however advanced it may be. Besides, in general, the longer history a city has, the more strongly does it depend upon the outdated and imperfect infrastructures and the more difficult is it to replace them".
"I'd like to see the water polluted by sewage, Akira. Where is it?" I said.
So he answered with a blasphemous smile, "You did drink it — while we were swimming a moment ago".
No sooner had I recollected the sea smelling like feces than I vomited everything in the stomach. Since I came back from Japan, I've been seized by ceaseless nightmares, such as feces drifting in dim deep sea, millions of bacteria invading my stomach, my vessels and my brain, and the image of Brueghel's hideous picture about the plague pandemic in mediaeval time. Alcohol and marijuana helped me to forget that memory temporarily, if not permanently, but now that I have no money to get them, I have to beg a final and ultimate help from a pistol in my hand. 0004名無しさん@1周年2019/08/26(月) 16:50:23.79ID:U+KFYXwX0>>2 トンキン人はアホ 0005名無しさん@1周年2019/08/26(月) 16:50:37.60ID:fDLJw7sB0 死なねえで良かったな 大体助からねえんだけどな 0006名無しさん@1周年2019/08/26(月) 16:50:51.43ID:MisjPs7K0 銀座銀座〜 銀座銀座銀座ァ 0007名無しさん@1周年2019/08/26(月) 16:51:13.61ID:k6Scpbdf0 死んでないけど脳細胞壊れてるかも 0008名無しさん@1周年2019/08/26(月) 16:51:28.11ID:w2FjpBm30 銀座で耕作教室か 0009名無しさん@1周年2019/08/26(月) 16:51:56.63ID:CghePPve0 銀座で「工作」活動してたのか 0010名無しさん@1周年2019/08/26(月) 16:52:32.86ID:lvFrqVTz0 一酸化炭素中毒は甘え あれは脳に酸素が足りなくなるだけだからある程度は気合いで何とかなる 0011名無しさん@1周年2019/08/26(月) 16:52:49.35ID:LT5wQMUH0 ミキモトパールだな 0012名無しさん@1周年2019/08/26(月) 16:52:50.94ID:EkGuLLyP0 防毒マスクの缶は赤色 0013名無しさん@1周年2019/08/26(月) 16:52:52.00ID:EUej0cwt0 都会人はガソプーとか凄いな 0014名無しさん@1周年2019/08/26(月) 16:53:11.62ID:alYFNPfi0 レーザー加工できるんだっけ? 0015名無しさん@1周年2019/08/26(月) 16:53:56.97ID:FdNmNGfH0 ウンコ水のせいだろ 0016名無しさん@1周年2019/08/26(月) 16:54:43.18ID:P16tYgqF0 理科ができてない 0017名無しさん@1周年2019/08/26(月) 16:54:52.90ID:92O5AnQ40 銀座の故意の物語 0018名無しさん@1周年2019/08/26(月) 16:55:11.25ID:lE/eWwQI0 室内で火を使う事の危険性を理解してない奴が多過ぎ。エアコンしか使わない世代だからか。 0019名無しさん@1周年(栄光への開拓地)2019/08/26(月) 16:57:15.08ID:xnGX8KUZ0 陶芸か? 0020名無しさん@1周年2019/08/26(月) 16:59:37.90ID:ptcNXAWa0 銀座で工作教室って初めて聞いたな どこだろう? 0021名無しさん@1周年2019/08/26(月) 17:00:28.62ID:IobGFGiu0>>1 > 教室では、かまどで火をたいていたということで